Dear Uncle Sam,
Thanks for that tax refund. I was able to put it to excellent use. (See attached picture.)
Now I'm off to stimulate the economy (read: buy fabric).
God Bless America.
PS - It is totally a Project Runway Limited Edition sewing machine. I promise I didn't buy it out of a deep, dark need to do Tim Gunn impersonations while sewing ("Make it work, people", "Carry on"). Sewing genius Ann and Consumer Reports both gave me the thumbs up. So there.